{"id":1717,"date":"2011-07-18T15:29:49","date_gmt":"2011-07-18T13:29:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/?p=1526"},"modified":"2023-09-21T11:52:26","modified_gmt":"2023-09-21T09:52:26","slug":"mais-chut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/actualites\/1717-mais-chut-2011-07-18","title":{"rendered":"Mais chut !"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"id_4e243ed3a96647311593428\">Deux motards de la gendarmerie arr\u00eatent une moto sur la route. Ils s&rsquo;approchent de l&rsquo;homme au guidon qui soul\u00e8ve sa visi\u00e8re :<br \/>\n&#8211; Monsieur, c&rsquo;est aujourd&rsquo;hui la journ\u00e9e du bon conducteur. Notre h\u00e9licopt\u00e8re vous suit depuis deux cent kilom\u00e8tres.  Vous avez respect\u00e9 les limitations de vitesse, les lignes blanches, les  priorit\u00e9s et vous avez donc gagn\u00e9 le prix du bon conducteur. Vous allez  recevoir un ch\u00e8que de dix mille euros offert par la S\u00e9curit\u00e9 Routi\u00e8re.  Vous devez \u00eatre content ? Qu&rsquo;allez vous en faire ?<br \/>\n&#8211; Eh bien, je  vais pouvoir me payer des cours de moto-\u00e9cole pour essayer de passer mon  permis. Sa passag\u00e8re lui tape alors sur le casque :<br \/>\n&#8211; Ne l&rsquo;\u00e9coutez pas, messieurs. Quand il est bourr\u00e9, il dit n&rsquo;importe quoi ! Et le p\u00e9p\u00e9 qui \u00e9tait dans le side, s&rsquo;\u00e9crit :<br \/>\n&#8211; Je vous l&rsquo;avais bien dit qu&rsquo;on aurait des ennuis avec une moto vol\u00e9e !<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>Envoy\u00e9 via notre mur Facebook par Eric Rasolofo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deux motards de la gendarmerie arr\u00eatent une moto sur la route. Ils s&rsquo;approchent de l&rsquo;homme au guidon qui soul\u00e8ve sa visi\u00e8re : &#8211; Monsieur, c&rsquo;est aujourd&rsquo;hui la journ\u00e9e du bon conducteur. Notre h\u00e9licopt\u00e8re vous suit depuis deux cent kilom\u00e8tres. Vous avez respect\u00e9 les limitations de vitesse, les lignes blanches, les priorit\u00e9s et vous avez donc [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":483,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[304,305],"tags":[],"yoast":{"focuskw":"","title":"","metadesc":"","linkdex":"0","metakeywords":"","meta-robots-noindex":"","meta-robots-nofollow":"","meta-robots-adv":"","canonical":"","redirect":"","opengraph-title":"","opengraph-description":"","opengraph-image":"","twitter-title":"","twitter-description":"","twitter-image":""},"bk_author_score":[],"bk_final_score":[],"bk_summary":[],"bk_cs1":[],"bk_cs2":[],"bk_cs3":[],"bk_cs4":[],"bk_cs5":[],"bk_cs6":[],"bk_ct1":[],"bk_ct2":[],"bk_ct3":[],"bk_ct4":[],"bk_ct5":[],"bk_ct6":[],"bk_gallery_content":[],"bk_image_upload":[],"bk_media_embed_code_post":[],"bk_page_fullwidth_checkbox":[],"bk_post_fullwidth_checkbox":[],"bk_review_checkbox":[],"lswd-posts-on-top":"false","_d3t_product_info_activate":[],"_d3t_product_info_reference":[],"_d3t_product_media_detoure":[],"d3t_etc_reference":[],"d3t_etc_translate_yoast_focuskw":[],"d3t_etc_translate_yoast_title":[],"d3t_etc_translate_yoast_metadesc":[],"d3t_etc_translate_product_media_detoure":[],"d3t_etc_translate_product_info_reference":[],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1717"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}