{"id":1748,"date":"2011-08-02T13:23:15","date_gmt":"2011-08-02T11:23:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/?p=1557"},"modified":"2023-09-21T11:49:50","modified_gmt":"2023-09-21T09:49:50","slug":"quand-deux-inventeurs-se-rencontrent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/actualites\/1748-quand-deux-inventeurs-se-rencontrent-2011-08-02","title":{"rendered":"Quand deux inventeurs se rencontrent!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"id_4e2450f304fa18937275498\">Le  cr\u00e9a<a  href=\"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/harley.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" data-imagelightbox=\"0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1861\" title=\"\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODdhAQABAPAAAP\/\/\/wAAACwAAAAAAQABAEACAkQBADs=\" data-lazy-src=\"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/harley-300x217.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"217\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1861\" title=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/harley-300x217.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"217\" \/><\/noscript><\/a>teur des motos Harley, Arthur Davidson, d\u00e9c\u00e8de et monte au ciel. \u00c0  la porte, Saint Pierre dit \u00e0 Arthur : \u00ab\u00a0Vu que vous avez \u00e9t\u00e9 un homme  bon et que vos motos ont chang\u00e9 le monde, votre r\u00e9compense sera de  rencontrer Dieu directement.\u00a0\u00bb<\/div>\n<div>Dieu  reconna\u00eet Arthur et lui dit : \u00ab\u00a0Ainsi, vous \u00eates le cr\u00e9ateur de la moto  Harley Davidson?\u00a0\u00bb<\/div>\n<div>Arthur dit : \u00ab\u00a0Oui, c&rsquo;est moi&#8230;\u00a0\u00bb<\/div>\n<div id=\"id_4e2450f304fa18937275498\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dieu  continue alors : \u00ab\u00a0Eh bien, il n&rsquo;y a pas de quoi \u00eatre fier pour avoir  invent\u00e9 quelque chose qui est instable, fait beaucoup de bruit, pollue  outrageusement et ne peut m\u00eame pas fonctionner sans chemin ?!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Arthur  est embarrass\u00e9 un instant mais finit par dire : \u00ab\u00a0Excusez moi, mais  n&rsquo;\u00eates vous pas l&rsquo;inventeur de la Femme ?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Dieu dit : \u00ab\u00a0Ah oui.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Eh  bien\u00a0\u00bb reprend Arthur,\u00a0\u00bbde professionnel \u00e0 professionnel, vous avez de  graves d\u00e9fauts de conception dans votre invention :<\/p>\n<p>-Il n&rsquo;y a pas de constance dans le design du pare-choc avant,<br \/>\n-\u00c7a claque et \u00e7a caquette constamment \u00e0 haute vitesse,<br \/>\n-l&rsquo;arri\u00e8re est trop mou et branle trop,<br \/>\n-l&rsquo;entr\u00e9e est plac\u00e9e trop pr\u00e8s de la sortie.<br \/>\n-et les co\u00fbts d&rsquo;entretien sont excessifs.<\/p>\n<p>Hummmm, vous avez de bons points l\u00e0 \u00a0\u00bb r\u00e9plique Dieu, \u00ab\u00a0Attendez&#8230;\u00a0\u00bb<a  href=\"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Max-Fleischer-bettyboop.bmp\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" data-imagelightbox=\"1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1862 alignright\" title=\"\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODdhAQABAPAAAP\/\/\/wAAACwAAAAAAQABAEACAkQBADs=\" data-lazy-src=\"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Max-Fleischer-bettyboop.bmp\" alt=\"\" width=\"96\" height=\"119\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1862 alignright\" title=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Max-Fleischer-bettyboop.bmp\" alt=\"\" width=\"96\" height=\"119\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dieu s&rsquo;en va sur son ordinateur c\u00e9leste et tape quelques mots. L&rsquo;ordinateur imprime les r\u00e9sultats et Dieu les lit \u00e0 Arthur.<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a0C&rsquo;est  vrai qu&rsquo;il y a des d\u00e9fauts dans mon invention \u00ab\u00a0dit Dieu,\u00a0\u00bbmais selon  un sondage, il y a plus d&rsquo;hommes qui enfourchent mon invention que la  v\u00f4tre&#8230;\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>A Bient\u00f4t,<\/p>\n<p>L&rsquo;\u00e9quipe Motoblouz,<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le cr\u00e9ateur des motos Harley, Arthur Davidson, d\u00e9c\u00e8de et monte au ciel. \u00c0 la porte, Saint Pierre dit \u00e0 Arthur : \u00ab\u00a0Vu que vous avez \u00e9t\u00e9 un homme bon et que vos motos ont chang\u00e9 le monde, votre r\u00e9compense sera de rencontrer Dieu directement.\u00a0\u00bb Dieu reconna\u00eet Arthur et lui dit : \u00ab\u00a0Ainsi, vous \u00eates le [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":483,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[304,942],"tags":[],"yoast":{"focuskw":"","title":"","metadesc":"","linkdex":"0","metakeywords":"","meta-robots-noindex":"","meta-robots-nofollow":"","meta-robots-adv":"","canonical":"","redirect":"","opengraph-title":"","opengraph-description":"","opengraph-image":"","twitter-title":"","twitter-description":"","twitter-image":""},"bk_author_score":[],"bk_final_score":[],"bk_summary":[],"bk_cs1":[],"bk_cs2":[],"bk_cs3":[],"bk_cs4":[],"bk_cs5":[],"bk_cs6":[],"bk_ct1":[],"bk_ct2":[],"bk_ct3":[],"bk_ct4":[],"bk_ct5":[],"bk_ct6":[],"bk_gallery_content":[],"bk_image_upload":[],"bk_media_embed_code_post":[],"bk_page_fullwidth_checkbox":[],"bk_post_fullwidth_checkbox":[],"bk_review_checkbox":[],"lswd-posts-on-top":"false","_d3t_product_info_activate":[],"_d3t_product_info_reference":[],"_d3t_product_media_detoure":[],"d3t_etc_reference":[],"d3t_etc_translate_yoast_focuskw":[],"d3t_etc_translate_yoast_title":[],"d3t_etc_translate_yoast_metadesc":[],"d3t_etc_translate_product_media_detoure":[],"d3t_etc_translate_product_info_reference":[],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1748"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1748\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motoblouz.com\/enjoytheride\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}